{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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