{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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The Museum of the Orient in Lisbon, Portugal is a museum of Asian art. The museum opened in May, 2008, and is located in a refurbished industrial building on the Alcântara waterfront. The collection includes Indonesian textiles and shadowplays, Japanese screens, antique snuff bottles, crucifixes made in Asia for Western export, and the Kwok On Collection of masks, costumes, and accessories.
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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\"Hohoemi Gaeshi\" is the 18th single by Japanese music trio Candies. Written by Yoko Aki and Yūsuke Hoguchi, the single was released on February 25, 1978. The song contains certain lyrics of their previous singles \"Haru Ichiban\", \"Un, Deux, Trois\", and \"Wana\".
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